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'Life's A Drag' by pherber9 Rated: Registered Users Only - Everyone Liked [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Top London drag queen Petra Divine (Peter) thinks (s)he has life pretty much sown up until (s)he meets a music biz accountant (Carl) with a strange double life and even more mysterious past...
Categories: Angst, AU, Drama, Fluff, Humor, Mystery/Suspense, Romance Characters: Adam, Anthony, Carl, Didz, Drew, Peter, Wolfman
Pairing: Peter/Carl
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Completed: Yes Word count: 141635
[Report This] Published: 14 Nov 2008 Updated: 18 Nov 2008


Summary: Pretty tame fluffy silliness, wherein a gobby Peter gets tied up...
Categories: Fluff, Humor, Pre-fame Characters: Carl, Peter
Pairing: Carl/Peter
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3730
[Report This] Published: 24 Aug 2008 Updated: 24 Aug 2008


A Christmas Crime by pherber9 Rated: Registered Users Only - Everyone Liked [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Comedy Crimble caper meets AU baby!Libs Dickensian fantasy, or something! Nonsense, in other words.
Categories: AU, Fluff, Holiday (Christmas, Halloween, etc.), Humor, Kink/S&M, Pre-fame, Romance Characters: Carl, Johnny Borrell, Peter
Pairing: Peter/Carl
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 7954
[Report This] Published: 29 Dec 2008 Updated: 29 Dec 2008


A Fairy Isn't Just For Christmas by pherber9 Rated: Registered Users Only - Everyone Liked [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Carl makes the grave error of dropping something before he puts up his Christmas tree - with unexpectedly pleasant results...
Categories: AU, Fluff, Holiday (Christmas, Halloween, etc.), Humor, Romance Characters: Carl, Peter
Pairing: Peter/Carl
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 4420
[Report This] Published: 06 Jan 2008 Updated: 06 Jan 2008


A Knock That Matters by lebeat5 Rated: Everyone Liked [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Pete and Drew have a revealing conversation about Carl.
Categories: Angst, Humor Characters: Carl, Drew, Peter
Pairing: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 5276
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2008 Updated: 11 Mar 2008


Summary: Okay, so pregnant people were supposed to become moody, especially male ones, Carl had read all about that in the book he'd received from an entirely too helpful and enthusiastic Mick Jones.
Categories: AU, Fluff, Humor Characters: None
Pairing: Peter/Carl
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3586
[Report This] Published: 04 Aug 2007 Updated: 04 Aug 2007


Blackout by armillarysphere Rated: Everyone Liked [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Peter heard the distinctive noise of one of their rickety kitchen chairs being dragged across the floor. He smirked. “So you’re not gonna stand on that chair then?”
Categories: Pre-fame, Fluff, Humor Characters: None
Pairing: Peter/Carl
Challenges: None
Series: Life Accidents
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 479
[Report This] Published: 29 Jul 2007 Updated: 29 Jul 2007


Carl, the goatherd by angiek Rated: Everyone [Reviews - 0]
Summary: To short to sum it up, the title says the most.
Categories: Fluff, Humor Characters: Carl, Peter
Pairing: Carl/Peter
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1068
[Report This] Published: 28 Feb 2009 Updated: 28 Feb 2009


Delightful Tea by charmedsword Rated: Mature [Reviews - 0]
Summary: “Well it better inspire you Pigman, because the next time we practice your chord progressions, I’ll rap your fingers with a specifically hard and painful stick if you don’t show me some of that poetic fire...”
Categories: Humor, Fluff, Pre-fame Characters: None
Pairing: Peter/Carl
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2436
[Report This] Published: 04 Aug 2007 Updated: 04 Aug 2007


Summary: A fluffy nothing-much-happening fic with Peter, Carl and Drew waking up. Early morning drinks, cigarettes and contentment.
Categories: Fluff, Humor, Romance Characters: Carl, Drew, Peter
Pairing: Carl/Peter/Drew
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1002
[Report This] Published: 14 Apr 2009 Updated: 14 Apr 2009


Escapology by armillarysphere Rated: Mature [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Clank… Clank… Clank… Clank…
Categories: Fluff, Humor, Pre-fame Characters: Carl, Peter
Pairing: Peter/Carl
Challenges: None
Series: Life Accidents
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 628
[Report This] Published: 29 Jul 2007 Updated: 29 Jul 2007


Food of Love by armillarysphere Rated: Everyone Liked [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Carl doesn’t speak, but his eyebrows raise themselves to an interesting new height on his forehead.
Categories: Pre-fame, Fluff, Humor Characters: None
Pairing: Peter/Carl
Challenges: None
Series: Life Accidents
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 355
[Report This] Published: 29 Jul 2007 Updated: 29 Jul 2007


Golden Eye-Liner by Falling Forever Rated: Everyone Liked [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Carl's a secret agent, who is being sent to Edinburgh. Here he meets the man who is going to be his partner for this case: Peter.
Categories: AU, Humor Characters: Carl, Didz, Peter
Pairing: Carl/Peter, Peter/Carl
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes Word count: 18015
[Report This] Published: 25 Oct 2008 Updated: 22 Nov 2008


Summary: "Carlos, what are you doing?" I quickly tried to cover the small source of endless frustration, but Pete was too fast for me. "A... Biggles, is this a gameboy?" he asked, frowning in confusion. "I didn't know you knew how to use one of these!"
Categories: Fluff, Humor Characters: Carl, Gary, John, Peter
Pairing: Peter/Carl
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 984
[Report This] Published: 29 Jul 2007 Updated: 29 Jul 2007


Interracial Dating by Calli Thaala Rated: Everyone [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Carl encounters pop-up ads.
Categories: Humor Characters: Carl, Peter
Pairing: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 198
[Report This] Published: 02 Mar 2009 Updated: 02 Mar 2009


Summary: "Peter's the 'sensitive one,'" Carl volunteered, making air quotes with his fingers.

"And what label do you have?" the American asked.

"Oh, I dunno, really." Carl shrugged. "I guess we all do have labels. Boy bands have labels, right?"

Categories: Drama, Humor, Romance, Boyband Characters: Carl, Gary, John, Peter
Pairing: Peter/Carl
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 40 Completed: Yes Word count: 107740
[Report This] Published: 29 Jul 2007 Updated: 29 Jul 2007


Summary: this is my first fic, so hope you like it
Categories: Romance, Humor Characters: None
Pairing: Peter/Carl
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 840
[Report This] Published: 18 Jan 2009 Updated: 18 Jan 2009


Miscalculations by Calli Thaala Rated: Everyone [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Gary had always maintained that no matter what, he was never going to give in to any requests to reform the Libertines, not even for one measly gig, and he'd planned on sticking to that promise, he really had, but there was just one problem: the future of the universe depended on them playing together again
Categories: AU, Humor Characters: Carl, Gary, John, Peter
Pairing: None
Challenges: None
Series: Wibbly-Wobbly, Timey-Wimey Stuff
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 311
[Report This] Published: 29 Aug 2008 Updated: 29 Aug 2008


Moustache Tennis by Kayte Rated: Everyone [Reviews - 0]
Summary: “What just happened?”
Didz smiled. “Moustache fight.”
“Oh God you’re not arguing about that, again?”
Categories: Humor, Fluff Characters: Anthony, Carl, Didz, Gary
Pairing: Didz/Anthony
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1418
[Report This] Published: 20 Feb 2009 Updated: 20 Feb 2009


Summary: Peter looked at Carl, smiling and holding the bear up next to his face, an odd, dreamy expression in his eyes, "He’s not a piece of shit at all Carlos, look at him, he‘s perfect.”
Categories: Fluff, Humor, Pre-fame Characters: None
Pairing: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: No Word count: 7362
[Report This] Published: 11 Aug 2007 Updated: 11 Aug 2007


Poetry Reading by charmedsword Rated: Mature [Reviews - 0]
Summary: “Where youth grows pale, and spectre thin, and dies; where but to think is to be full of sorrow and leaden-eyed despairs - that sounds a bit like you Biggles - where Beauty cannot keep her lustrous eyes, or new Love pine at them beyond to-morrow...Away! away! for I will fly to thee, not charioted by Bacchus and his pards, but on the viewless wings of Poesy...”
Categories: Fluff, Humor, Pre-fame Characters: None
Pairing: Peter/Carl
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2229
[Report This] Published: 04 Aug 2007 Updated: 04 Aug 2007


Santa's Biggest Elf by pherber9 Rated: Registered Users Only - Explicit Liked [Reviews - 3]
Summary: A penniless Peter is forced to take a job as an helper elf at Selfridges department store in London over the Christmas holidays. There he meets a handsome Santa with a fondness for the booze...
Categories: AU, Holiday (Christmas, Halloween, etc.), Humor Characters: Carl, Drew, Peter
Pairing: Peter/Carl
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 4305
[Report This] Published: 02 Aug 2007 Updated: 02 Aug 2007


Silk Ties by Kayte Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Peter decides he wants Carl to be the woman for a change. Involves make-up, bondage and an embarrassing morning after.
Categories: Fluff, Humor, Mystery/Suspense, Pre-fame, PWP (Porn Without Plot), D/S Characters: Carl, Gary, John, Peter
Pairing: Carl/Peter
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes Word count: 2839
[Report This] Published: 25 Apr 2009 Updated: 25 Apr 2009


Take me, darling! by madam_ray Rated: Explicit Liked [Reviews - 2]
Summary: In which virginal!Peter tries to talk dirty, and the nme is proven WRONG! Porn WITH plot.
Categories: AU, Humor, Rimming Characters: Carl, Peter
Pairing: Carl/Peter
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 4834
[Report This] Published: 24 Aug 2008 Updated: 24 Aug 2008


That'll Learn You by armillarysphere Rated: Everyone [Reviews - 0]
Summary: He hadn’t meant to break the glass, but if Carl would leave things right on the edge of the table that was wobbly enough on its own, never mind when Peter caught his foot on it in the dark…
Categories: Fluff, Humor, Pre-fame Characters: None
Pairing: Peter/Carl
Challenges: None
Series: Life Accidents
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 466
[Report This] Published: 29 Jul 2007 Updated: 29 Jul 2007